I think perhaps statistics has taken over my brain. While reading this fabulous post over at Annie’s place, I noticed an automatically generated link at the bottom for a blog story entitled “Is divorce in my future?**” and I immediately thought the author was trying to tell me that indeed, divorce was probable and significant at the p<.01 level.
I always set unattainable goals. Even the little ones. Today’s to-do list was unrealistic to be sure. I knew that when I wrote it up this morning. Still, I’m angry that it’s 10 pm and I’m not done. I took a break to cook dinner and watch a little TV. I needed that time then. I need that time now.
I entered what I ate today into an online calorie tracker. It wasn’t so bad, but not so good either. It tells me I’m not getting enough vitamin D. Could my lap-top tan have anything to do with that?
I’d like to have a drink. That would be more calories though. I don’t know what I want more right now, the drink, or to not fall victim to grad-school-gut. I once thought the gut was only limited to theses and dissertations, but I was mistaken. They take years of crafting at library carols and behind computer screens. It’s one souvenir I’d like to leave without.
forget it. I’m having the drink.
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It happens all the time: strange and indecipherable abbreviations for variables in statistical packages. Trying to create a label for a complex construct that is only 4 or 5 characters can be a challenge, no doubt. It can also provide those of us who download these data sets with plenty of amusement. Take for instance this variable name: BTCH. I’ll bet you can guess what I thought when I first read that. So I checked the code book. Apparently BTCH is the abbreviation for… btch. Helpful, right?
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(from the kitchen)
Mr. Errata: Do I use this whole can of frosting?
Alotta Errata: (laughing) Yes.
Mr. Errata: What do I spread it with?
Alotta Errata: A knife… or a spatula…
Mr. Errata: There’s no special frosting tool?
Alotta Errata: mmmm… no.
Mr. Errata: Well I don’t know, I’ve never frosted a cake before
Alotta Errata: (incredulous) You’ve never frosted a cake?
Mr. Errata: I’m a man!
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I’m currently going through the process of learning STATA. I’ve been told that I’ll come to love it with time and practice, but for now I find that many missteps to be frustrating (and not very environmentally friendly when it comes to printing out the results of the lab)
In order to air my frustrations more eloquently, I wrote this haiku:
My lab results in
wasted paper wasted time
STATA loves me not.
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